Are you ready to show off YOUR pumpkin?

Ohhh scary!! No, not all the ghosts and goblins – your hair! Look at it! How do you expect to show off your sexy vampire TRICKS with that? And those brows?? Unless your costume has anything to do with Frida Kahlo, you better watch that wicked unibrow! Come in and get shaped up. The kids [...]

Waxing causes entomological extinction!

  According to some, my profession is responsible for the extinction of well, er, pubic lice. And this is a bad thing? Maybe if you’re an entomologist. Stephen Messenger of TreeHugger.com writes, that in a report from Bloomberg News, “a rise in the number of bikini or Brazilian waxes and “manscaping” means that around 80 percent of [...]

February Newsletter (apologies, January)

Wait a minute, what just happened? Was that winter? Where? Which way did it go? Oh, well, it’s gone. And as far as I can tell,  spring is afoot. At least that’s what the old groundhog said, so I’m going with that. Which means….   Spring break! So for all you guys and gals out there who [...]

A sassy surprise for Valentine’s Day!

You get chocolates and maybe some flowers. What do they get? A fabulously frisky feline is what. Meow.

November greetings and Birthday deals!

Happy November! Seriously, though, what happened to October? It’s all been a gigantic blur of red, gold, and green culminating into one very large pile of assorted candies. Should I chunk it all in the garbage? Nah, I just don’t have the heart. Besides, a Reese’s cup goes nicely with my morning coffee… But here [...]

Happy Halloween!! Is that a waxing moon I see?

Wishing you all a great night of treats and trickery! Remember to watch out for all the scary kitties on the streets of Raleigh tonight! Clearly they didn’t get to the wax shop on time

October Newsletter – Scary Hairy!

Ohhh how frightful!!! No, not all the ghosts and goblins – your hair! Look at it! How do you expect to show off your sexy vampire TRICKS with that? The kids aren’t the only ones who should get TREATS for Halloween. Mwahahah! Fortunately, I happen to have the means to remedy your dreadful situation. And it [...]

Pregnancy Waxing

What? You’re joking, right? Pregnant women get waxed? As if carrying around a pumpkin sized jumping bean, peeing every five minutes, and frequent flatulence isn’t torture enough, you want to add ripping hair out of my vagina to the mix? Well, like frequent flatulence, waxing during pregnancy is rarely, if ever, talked about. SOO unladylike, [...]

Waxed for her pleasure or for his?

So let’s be blunt: yes, there is definitely a certain aesthetic appeal to a nicely manicured, if not completely mowed lawn. A trimming of the hedges. A little bush-whacking. Ok, ok enough of the euphemisms – you all know what I am talking about – yes, that’s right, the bikini wax! All types, from modest [...]