Are you ready to show off YOUR pumpkin?

Ohhh scary!! No, not all the ghosts and goblins – your hair! Look at it! How do you expect to show off your sexy vampire TRICKS with that? And those brows?? Unless your costume has anything to do with Frida Kahlo, you better watch that wicked unibrow! Come in and get shaped up. The kids [...]

Consistency, Consistency, Consistency

Hello and happy June! I hope everyone has been enjoying the summer and surviving the near one-thousand degree days we’ve been having. Ok, it’s not been that bad, actually, and I’m sure we’ll be complaining soon enough about how cold it is, but for the moment, my whining seems to help me feel better! At [...]

October Newsletter – Scary Hairy!

Ohhh how frightful!!! No, not all the ghosts and goblins – your hair! Look at it! How do you expect to show off your sexy vampire TRICKS with that? The kids aren’t the only ones who should get TREATS for Halloween. Mwahahah! Fortunately, I happen to have the means to remedy your dreadful situation. And it [...]