Are you ready to show off YOUR pumpkin?

Ohhh scary!! No, not all the ghosts and goblins – your hair! Look at it! How do you expect to show off your sexy vampire TRICKS with that? And those brows?? Unless your costume has anything to do with Frida Kahlo, you better watch that wicked unibrow! Come in and get shaped up. The kids [...]

Consistency, Consistency, Consistency

Hello and happy June! I hope everyone has been enjoying the summer and surviving the near one-thousand degree days we’ve been having. Ok, it’s not been that bad, actually, and I’m sure we’ll be complaining soon enough about how cold it is, but for the moment, my whining seems to help me feel better! At [...]

New Year’s Resolution: Shave Less, Wax More!

Welcome 2014 and Happy New Year all! The first full work week for most people begins on Monday yet January is when work slows down for me. On these cold, cold days apparently some folks need the extra layer of hair to keep them warm warm. But I say nay! Shed the hair, and buy [...]

Waxing causes entomological extinction!

  According to some, my profession is responsible for the extinction of well, er, pubic lice. And this is a bad thing? Maybe if you’re an entomologist. Stephen Messenger of TreeHugger.com writes, that in a report from Bloomberg News, “a rise in the number of bikini or Brazilian waxes and “manscaping” means that around 80 percent of [...]

March Newsletter – exfoliating, pre-booking, and green beer

So I think spring is coming at some point? I feel I am being teased. A little seasonal foreplay, if you will. Oh, Mother Nature, you are being very naughty.  But fear not! It is coming, and many of you have started preparing. And because your skin will be shown off a lot more in [...]

February Newsletter (apologies, January)

Wait a minute, what just happened? Was that winter? Where? Which way did it go? Oh, well, it’s gone. And as far as I can tell,  spring is afoot. At least that’s what the old groundhog said, so I’m going with that. Which means….   Spring break! So for all you guys and gals out there who [...]

November greetings and Birthday deals!

Happy November! Seriously, though, what happened to October? It’s all been a gigantic blur of red, gold, and green culminating into one very large pile of assorted candies. Should I chunk it all in the garbage? Nah, I just don’t have the heart. Besides, a Reese’s cup goes nicely with my morning coffee… But here [...]

Live longer with laugh lines!

Happy Fall everyone! Or Autumn if you prefer. I just love this time of year. Hearty logs stacked for cozy fireplaces. Pumpkins and gourds placed lovingly on the steps. Multicolored leaves swaying from the branches until the first winds of winter gently pull them to the ground. Oh, and candles, lots and lots of candles [...]

October Newsletter – Scary Hairy!

Ohhh how frightful!!! No, not all the ghosts and goblins – your hair! Look at it! How do you expect to show off your sexy vampire TRICKS with that? The kids aren’t the only ones who should get TREATS for Halloween. Mwahahah! Fortunately, I happen to have the means to remedy your dreadful situation. And it [...]

Pregnancy Waxing

What? You’re joking, right? Pregnant women get waxed? As if carrying around a pumpkin sized jumping bean, peeing every five minutes, and frequent flatulence isn’t torture enough, you want to add ripping hair out of my vagina to the mix? Well, like frequent flatulence, waxing during pregnancy is rarely, if ever, talked about. SOO unladylike, [...]