Ohhh how frightful!!! No, not all the ghosts and goblins – your hair! Look at it! How do you expect to show off your sexy vampire TRICKS with that? The kids aren’t the only ones who should get TREATS for Halloween. Mwahahah! Fortunately, I happen to have the means to remedy your dreadful situation. And it [...]
Women’s facial hair, hormones, and you.
August 28, 2012 By
So you’ve just finished this great workout, you’re feeling good, not looking too shabby either, and you’re strutting out of the gym a la Tony Manero of Saturday Night Fever, all ‘rockin’ and rollin’ and what-not’. But then you make the fatal mistake of looking in the rearview mirror at just the wrong time, you [...]
Word of the day: “trichotillomania” : chronic hair pulling
August 23, 2012 By
Do you suffer from this? Check it out… http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002485/
Pregnancy Waxing
July 27, 2012 By
What? You’re joking, right? Pregnant women get waxed? As if carrying around a pumpkin sized jumping bean, peeing every five minutes, and frequent flatulence isn’t torture enough, you want to add ripping hair out of my vagina to the mix? Well, like frequent flatulence, waxing during pregnancy is rarely, if ever, talked about. SOO unladylike, [...]
Waxed for her pleasure or for his?
July 12, 2012 By
So let’s be blunt: yes, there is definitely a certain aesthetic appeal to a nicely manicured, if not completely mowed lawn. A trimming of the hedges. A little bush-whacking. Ok, ok enough of the euphemisms – you all know what I am talking about – yes, that’s right, the bikini wax! All types, from modest [...]
Just look at those brows…
June 18, 2012 By
Maybe it’s just me, but when I look at a face sometimes all I see is brow. Unless you are Brooke Shields, Frieda Kahlo, Audrey Hepburn, or any one of the more contemporary stars today who like to be identified by their fuzzy face-caterpillars, a big, bushy eyebrow may not be for you. I know [...]
Shaving: The Painful Truth
June 5, 2012 By
Ok, you’re in your bikini, shorts, skirt, whatever, and you’re ready to strut your stuff, because you KNOW you look good. You sit down in a pose which is sure to attract a number of fine folks and you look down at your legs for one final check and aack!! what are those red bumps?? [...]
Waxing is NOT LIKE the “40 Year Old Virgin”!
June 4, 2012 By
If you are a man, and you have a hairy back, getting that hair removed by such seemingly barbaric means as the one depicted in the 40-Year Old Virgin does not at all seem like something one would do voluntarily. But unless you have the hair suit of Steve Carrell or agliophobia, in reality, your [...]
Here comes the sun…
June 4, 2012 By
You know what I would like to see? I’m sure you are aware of the anti-smoking commercials which featured the woman with a voice box regretting that last smoke, or the man with lung cancer who will not live to see his children’s next birthday. These commercials are horrifying, upsetting, and I think: holy cats, [...]